• Starbucks opens new location in your living room
• Lost track of daily Weight Watcher points at 1,000,000
• You accidentally poured yourself a tall glass of maple syrup
• Waitress thought you said “side of beef” instead of “side salad”
• Realized you’ve been brushing your teeth with a tube of frosting all week
• That 10K run you did every day no longer so impressive since you realized that you’ve mixed up “kilometers” and “millimeters” again
• Somebody brought donuts to the office... then held you down and forced you to eat a half dozen
• You were a guest at a dinner party at Paula Deen's house
• You had birthday cake six days this week (three days at birthday parties and three days when you were just really hungry for birthday cake)
• Scale showing 10 lbs before you even step on
• You ate black cat for dinner last night
If this wasn't enough Sh*t for you today,
check out my guest post over at
Dr. Fitness & The Fat Guy.
check out my guest post over at
Dr. Fitness & The Fat Guy.
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