MY OTHER JEANS ARE TOO BIG.
IF YOU’RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS, YOU PROBABLY NOTICED I’VE DROPPED A FEW POUNDS.
CAUTION! I BRAKE FOR SMOOTHIES.
BABY CARROTS ON BOARD.
GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE. HEART DISEASE CAUSED BY POOR DIET AND A SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE DOES.
DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS TOAST.
GIVE PEAS A CHANCE.
I HATE OBAMA (BUT I MUST ADMIT HE’S A PRETTY GOOD EXAMPLE OF A LEAN AND FIT PRESIDENT)
I’D RATHER BE JOGGING.
I 8 2 MUCH.
MAKE DINNER NOT WAR.
HOW’S MY BLOGGING? CALL 1-888-STFU.
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