Friday, July 2, 2010

Hippo-ly Advice

Consider the smile of the huge hippopotamus.

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His mouth, when it's open, could swallow a lot of us.

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His hide?  Half a ton.  His girth?  Enormous.

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But in terms of dining, he's quite the conformist.

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With salad for snacks, dinner, luncheon and breakfast.

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To switch him to pasta, you'd need an exorcist.

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You'll find him in Zambia, Swaziland, Rwanda

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Running as fast as your Grandma's old Honda.

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And if hippo catches you, here's some advice:

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You'd best climb a tree.  Jogging hippos aren't nice.

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But if you really really really want a hippo, there are some here.

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