They use the tree as a scratching post.
They eat wrapping paper, and have a fondness for the flavor of ribbon.
Edible gifts beneath the tree must be torn open and explored.
Blown glass Christmas balls make cool roll-y toys.
Water in the tree's dish is tastier than their own.
Batting at dangling ornaments passes the time nicely.
Christmas stockings were meant to be napped and shed upon.
Small ornaments can be dropped down the floor heater.
They drink Santa's glass of milk and give Santa's cookie to the dog.
Though they deny it, one of them pooped in the fireplace.
This did not stop them from asking for catnip, laser pointers, and a box of See's Mouse Heads for Christmas.
Good Christmas kitties can be found in my eBay Christmas store and my etsy Christmas store.
Now tell me why your kitties are not good Christmas kitties.
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