Fitness Center Conversation Starters

Since I've been in the gym so much lately, I've been breaking in some new conversation starters for you. Go make a new buddy...

• “Look how puffy my muscles are getting!”


• “I was gonna take human growth hormone, but I read somewhere that Flintstones chewables are basically the same thing.”


• “What’s up, my brother from another mother?”


• “Excuse me–where’s the hopscotch grid?”


• “Did you know that a full bladder is roughly the size of a softball?”


• “Check ‘em out… spandex mittens!”


• “Ewwww…somebody filled my water bottle with mayonnaise.”


• “Do you think these short shorts are too short?”


• “I’m a maniac, maaaaaniac, on the floor. And I’m dancing like I’ve NEVER danced BEFORE. What? What? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?”


• “Will you be my treadmill partner?”


• “Hey, I’m gonna be over there on the Taffy Puller if you need me.”


• “I think my personal trainer hates me. Probably because I slashed her tires.”


• “Hey, wanna watch me do arm curls?”


• “I just completed a marathon. Yeah, it was the Gilligan’s Island marathon on TV Land.”


• “Tag… you’re it!”


• “Hey, you’ve got a wireless cell phone.”


• “Do you read Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit? Me neither.”