Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Good, Gooder, Bestest



Good: You just walked a kilometer.

Gooder: You just walked a mile.

Bestest: You just walked a kilomile (kilometer + mile).


Good:
You buy fresh vegetables at the Farmer’s Market.

Gooder: You grow your own vegetables in your yard.

Bestest: You have garden growing in a fanny pack you wear at all times and eat veggies the very moment they achieve perfect ripeness.



Good: You can do ten regular push-ups.

Gooder: You can do ten one-arm push-ups.

Bestest: You can do ten no-arm push-ups.



Good: “These jeans are too tight.”

Gooder: “These jeans are the perfect fit.”

Bestest: “Whose jeans are these?”



Good: You drink a glass of water each day.

Gooder: You drink several glasses of water each day.

Bestest: You have gills.



Good: They turned your blog into a book.

Gooder: They turned your blog into a movie.

Bestest: They turned your blog into… oh, you just woke up from a beautiful night’s sleep.



Good: You’ve realized that you need to decide to be the best you you can be.

Gooder: You’ve decided to be the best you you can be.

Bestest: You’re the best you you can be.






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