Mister Sh*t's Neighborhood

It’s a wonderful day for a weigh-in, dude.
A wonderful day for a weigh-in.
Can you lose weight?
Will you lose weight?

You’ve been working out your booty, dude.
Working off your booty.
Can you lose weight?
Will you lose weight?

I have always wanted to have a body that’s fit and trim.
Have always wanted to look good when I hit the gym.

So, let’s make some changes and start it today.
Go get a workout in, that’s what I say.
Can you be fit?
Yeah, says Jack Sh*t.
Hope you have a good weigh-in.