More Healthy Travel Tips

I'm taking my high school senior daughter to Chicago to see whether or not that’s the place she wants to bankrupt me. Since I’m gonna be on the road, I thought it might be a good idea to share a few more rules for healthy traveling…

• Always go the wrong way on moving sidewalk at the airport
  
• Paying $7 for a lukewarm can on the plane will make you subconsciously start hating beer a little
  
• Wear the same outfit the entire trip and fill your carry-on with healthy food instead of extra clothes
  
• Window shopping is a good way to burn up excess calories; but remember to carefully wrap any windows you buy before bringing them back home
  
• It's easy to turn a hotel iron into a kettlebell; simply weld a large metal ball to the flat end of the iron. Voilá!
  
• Some fitness centers will let you try out their facility for free if you dress up like that Monopoly dude and say that you’re interested in buying the franchise
  
• Order food from room service, but have them deliver it three miles from your room
  
• Swallow the key to the hotel mini-bar
  
• Don’t forget seeds, soil and rapid-grow light bulbs so you can enjoy farm-fresh veggies while you’re away
  
• If you’re confronted by scary looking would-be muggers, it’s good exercise to run away from them as fast as you can
  
• Practice airplane bathroom yoga
  
• Walk all the way from your hotel room to where you hail a cab
  
• Remember, you don’t have to eat at fabulous restaurants just because they… excuse me… yes, reservation for two for “Sh*t”…