Kitty Confessions, Part V

My name is Uncle Buckethead and I'm a rescue kitty. I live with the Bearded One, in his room with his collections of LPs, DVDs, graphic novels, ceramics, and several million drawings that he won't sell.  I was rescued when I was a little girl, living outside with my siblings and the coyotes.  Life is good now.  The house is filled with litterboxes and feeding dishes, and there's always a cat or dog to curl up with.  When I want adventure, I jump out a window and watch the Bearded One search for me.

But I miss my siblings.  There was Fluffy Bottom and Prime Minister Monkey.  They are far away now, and I would really like to communicate with them.  So when The Goddess of BrightandShinyThings started making her earrings this week, I sat right under her chair.  And I waited, because she always drops a little something to appease the Gravity Gods.

And sure enough, she did.  First she dropped an entire amethyst nugget.  You can see the size of them in this photo.  Amethysts aren't just for healing and contentment.  Oh, no.  You see,  in the psychic and spiritual realms, amethyst is an excellent all-purpose stone that can increase spirituality and enhance intuition and psychic powers of all kinds.  Just what this kitty needed!

I figured if I waited some more, she's make another gift to the Gravity Gods, and I didn't have to wait long.  Pretty soon a nice chunk of Purple Chalcedony bounced right by my paw.

Purple Chalcedony is the best for awakening dormant psychic capacities.  I have a lot of dormant capacities.  I'm a cat, after all.  But, with the Purple Chalcedony, I was on the path to Clairvoyance!  Clairaudience! And Clairsentience!

I figured it couldn't get any better than that.  I was one gemstone away from a chat with Prime Minister Monkey.  But the Gravity Gods were good.  No sooner had I hidden the Purple Chalcedony than I was greeted by Fluorite Falls!

Sure, I had all the psychic stones I needed. But I'm a cat.  I'm not known for deep thought processes.  I needed something to focus the brain cells I have.  And here it was.  Fluorite.  It has the ability to influence the activities that occur on the mental plane of consciousness, amplifying, focusing, expanding, and creating new pathways for my mind.

So if you'll excuse me, I'll be putting myself in a trance so I can commune with the sibs.  I can't wait to hear the stories Prime Minister Monkey always tells.  He's a real stitch. I coughed up a hairball last time we chatted. 

If you need me, I'll be on the astral plane.

But call me when it's dinner time.

Gemstone earrings here and here.  Buck on the Astral Plane.