Anita: That was a garage sale, dumbass.
Jack: Wow, it’s like we’re in a real farm except the food is up higher so you don’t have to bend over and pick it up.
Anita: Are you gonna act like… ummm… yourself this morning?
Jack: I wonder if they have fresh overalls today…
Anita: Do you feel like some fresh squash for dinner?
Jack: Squash? That’s a terrible name. Squash needs a re-branding campaign.
Anita: Okay… what do you want to call it?
Jack: Hmmm… how about “butter”?
Anita: Don’t you think it would be confusing?
Jack: You never think any of my fantastic ideas are fantastic!
Anita: Besides there’s already butternut squash.
Jack: Butter and nuts… see that’s trying too hard. No food’s gonna succeed tying two distinct flavors like that.
Anita: What about peanut butter?
Jack: Hmmmmmm… you scored a point on that one. What’s the score now?
Anita: Seventy-five million to three.
Jack: I forget. Who’s winning?
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