• Nurse who administers flu shot gives you candy apple for being so brave
• You go to answer you cellphone, only it turns out to be a Hershey bar
• Sample lady at grocery store holds you down and squirts entire can of Cheese Whiz down your throat
• The blog post you spent 45 minutes writing turns out to just be the words “ICE CREAM” repeated 700 times
• When you pointed to an item on the menu, the waitress thought you ordered the entire menu
• For some strange reason, your manicurist is having you soak your fingers in barbecue sauce
• Shipment from Donut-of-the-Month Club arrives
• You pour yourself a steaming cup of coffee, but then realize that someone filled the carafe with rotel dip
• Waitress forgets to bring your hot fudge on the side when she drops off your sundae
• Multi-vitamins you’ve been taking turn out to be Sugar Babies
• Have to call off your workout because somebody's on your lucky treadmill
• Neighbor brings by a bunch of freshly picked cotton candy
• Forgot it was weigh-in day and wore your chain-mail socks
• 100-calorie bagel you had for breakfast turns out to be 1,000-calorie one instead
• You’re at work, and the conveyor belt that delivers the chocolate candy that you’re supposed to wrap speeds up like crazy…
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