Ways to Give Your Weigh-in More Pizzazz

• Do it in the nude. At the mall.
  
• Call a local radio station and do it live on the air.
  
• Buy the world’s largest scale.
  
• Weigh in carrying a baby monkey, then weigh the monkey and subtract that amount from the original weigh-in.
  
• Sparklers!
  
• Each week, do weigh-in in different country.
  
• Levitate a few inches off the scale for a few seconds.
  
• Pretend that you’re a famous celebrity weighing themselves.
  
• Hire drumming drummer to drum drumroll.
  
• Put the results on the internet!
  
• Weigh yourself in stones, kilometers, pounds and milligrams.
  
• Weigh yourself on the moon and then multiply result by 6.
  
• Wear a funny (but light) hat.
  
• Hire that “Let’s get ready to r-r-r-r-rummmmble!” guy to announce weight.
  
• Sing a show tune.
  
• Write weight on forehead with Sharpee.
  
• If you show a gain, stick your foot up scale’s tight white ass!
  
• Pretend you and scale are guests on “Hee Haw”.
  
• Lose some damn weight!
  
  
  
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