Sh*tJack TightPants

Are ya ready to lose weight, kids?
Aye aye crap-tain! 
I can’t hear you.
AYE AYE CRAP-TAIN!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Who blogs every day about obesity?
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Committed and awesome and humble is he.
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If diet-tal nonsense be somethin’ you want,
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Then stop by every day (but put down that croissant).
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Ready? Sh*tJack TightPants!

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