Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang

Truly Scrumptious: What an unusual blog.

Pisa Sh*t: Daddy made it.

Truly Scrumptious: Oh? And it actually attracts visitors?

Pisa Sh*t: It’s called Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit.

Truly Scrumptious: That’s a curious name for a weight-loss blog.

Pisa Sh*t: It’s because that’s the sound his stomach makes.
Listen..


It's saying Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty,
Sh*tty Sh*tty,
Dang Dang!
Sh*tty Sh*tty
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Oh you hungry Sh*tty, Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You ate crud.
And, now
Sh*tty Sh*tty, Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty, Dang Dang.
It’s in your blood.

Here, now, oh holy cow,
You’re racing down a dead end.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You’re way too fat, my friend.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Let’s lose some weight, my friend.

Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Oh you witty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You love food.
And, wow,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You’re screwed, dude.
Here, now, eating too much chow.
Oh, you’re feeling kind of plump.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You hate being a lump.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
It’s time to step up, chump.

You were fat as the Michelin Man,
Dense as a frying pan.
You ate more than any man should eat.
Then you got your life straight.
Now you’re feelin’ great,
Since you’ve jumped in with both feet.
Wow Sh*tty, Now Sh*tty,
Witty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You love you.
And Sh*tty, in Sh*tty
Pretty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
There’s work to do.
Strong Sh*tty, smart Sh*tty,
He’s taking pounds off his rear end.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our dear old weight-loss friend.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our dear old blogging friend.....
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our blogging Sh*tty Sh*tty friend.