Showing posts with label chitty chitty bang bang. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chitty chitty bang bang. Show all posts

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sh*tty Sh*tty Pop Chip (with Givewaway!)


Sh*tJactacus:
Don’t put your lips on some greasy-ass chips,
Don’t eat those Ruffles or Cheetos.
If you seek a better snack, listen to your buddy Jack,
And put aside the Pringles and Fritos.
A mouth full of crunch.
Something excellent to munch.
Enjoy it with your lunch!


Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
The chips that aren’t fried, best you ever tried.

Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
The eatable, tweetable chips!



Truly Scrumptious:
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
Their fantastic chips, see, all tasty and crispy!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
No longer need chips be crap!



Sh*tJactacus:

 Don't waste your salaries on chips fulla calories

.

Truly: 

So be smart and try to always copy us!
If you seek perfection in your snack selection,



Sh*tJactacus: 

Well, choose the chips that are the poppiest!




Truly:
That mouth full of sassiness.

Sh*tJactacus:
The chip that brings happiness.



Both:
That low-fat foodstuff supreme!

Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
A nice crispy crackle, ingredients all-natural.
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
I think I’ll eat a whole sackful.



Mr. Scrumptious: 

No--take them away!



Truly: 
Father, please!

Mr. Scrumptious: 
Crunch! Hmm-Hmm. Crunch!

Sh*tJactacus:
He likes it!



Cast: 
Hooray!



Sh*tJactacus: 

They’ll ease your starvation

.

Truly: 

Without fat saturation.



Kids:
They’re the best kind of chips you can munch

.

Sh*tJactacus:
Eat ‘em Sundays through Saturdays.



Truly:
They have way less calories!



Kids:
And flavors? Well, they sure have a bunch!



Sh*tJactacus and Truly:
There’s no chips that are similar

.

Women: 
We love Salt and Vinegar!



Kids and factory workers:
It’s time to give them a crunch!

(Dance break)



All:
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!



Sh*tJactacus:

That savory snack

!

Truly:
Just listen to Jack

!

All:
And put them into your lunch sack!


Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
They’re awesome and then some, just comment to win some!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!

The treat that's so tweetable (@popchips) 
deliciously eatable,
with that unbeatable crunch!

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang



Truly Scrumptious: What an unusual blog.

Pisa Sh*t: Daddy made it.

Truly Scrumptious: Oh? And it actually attracts visitors?

Pisa Sh*t: It’s called Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit.

Truly Scrumptious: That’s a curious name for a weight-loss blog.

Pisa Sh*t: It’s because that’s the sound his stomach makes.
Listen..


It's saying Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty,
Sh*tty Sh*tty,
Dang Dang!
Sh*tty Sh*tty
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Oh you hungry Sh*tty, Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You ate crud.
And, now
Sh*tty Sh*tty, Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty, Dang Dang.
It’s in your blood.

Here, now, oh holy cow,
You’re racing down a dead end.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You’re way too fat, my friend.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Let’s lose some weight, my friend.

Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Oh you witty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You love food.
And, wow,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You’re screwed, dude.
Here, now, eating too much chow.
Oh, you’re feeling kind of plump.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You hate being a lump.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
It’s time to step up, chump.

You were fat as the Michelin Man,
Dense as a frying pan.
You ate more than any man should eat.
Then you got your life straight.
Now you’re feelin’ great,
Since you’ve jumped in with both feet.
Wow Sh*tty, Now Sh*tty,
Witty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You love you.
And Sh*tty, in Sh*tty
Pretty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
There’s work to do.
Strong Sh*tty, smart Sh*tty,
He’s taking pounds off his rear end.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our dear old weight-loss friend.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our dear old blogging friend.....
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our blogging Sh*tty Sh*tty friend.