Sh*tJactacus:
Don’t put your lips on some greasy-ass chips,
Don’t eat those Ruffles or Cheetos.
If you seek a better snack, listen to your buddy Jack,
And put aside the Pringles and Fritos.
A mouth full of crunch.
Something excellent to munch.
Enjoy it with your lunch!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
The chips that aren’t fried, best you ever tried.
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
The eatable, tweetable chips!
Truly Scrumptious:
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
Their fantastic chips, see, all tasty and crispy!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
No longer need chips be crap!
Sh*tJactacus:
Don't waste your salaries on chips fulla calories .
Truly:
So be smart and try to always copy us!
If you seek perfection in your snack selection,
Sh*tJactacus:
Well, choose the chips that are the poppiest!
Truly:
That mouth full of sassiness.
Sh*tJactacus:
The chip that brings happiness.
Both:
That low-fat foodstuff supreme!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
A nice crispy crackle, ingredients all-natural.
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
I think I’ll eat a whole sackful.
Mr. Scrumptious:
No--take them away!
Truly: Father, please!
Mr. Scrumptious:
Crunch! Hmm-Hmm. Crunch!
Sh*tJactacus:
He likes it!
Cast: Hooray!
Sh*tJactacus:
They’ll ease your starvation .
Truly:
Without fat saturation.
Kids:
They’re the best kind of chips you can munch .
Sh*tJactacus:
Eat ‘em Sundays through Saturdays.
Truly:
They have way less calories!
Kids:
And flavors? Well, they sure have a bunch!
Sh*tJactacus and Truly:
There’s no chips that are similar .
Women: We love Salt and Vinegar!
Kids and factory workers:
It’s time to give them a crunch!
(Dance break)
All:
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
Sh*tJactacus:
That savory snack !
Truly:
Just listen to Jack !
All:
And put them into your lunch sack!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
They’re awesome and then some, just comment to win some!
Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
The treat that's so tweetable (@popchips) deliciously eatable, with that unbeatable crunch!
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