1. Get up. Wash face with right paw.
2. Watch humans get excited over waving of right paw. Watch humans examine checking account to see if the balance has gone up.
3. Eat breakfast. Empty bowl with left paw.
4. Watch humans get excited over waving of left paw. Watch humans start business hours early.
5. Nap in front of business. Take credit for all sales.
6. Get up and stretch. Watch humans take it as a sign,
7. Eat lunch. Watch humans blame lack of sales on lack of maneki neko activity.
8. Take walk. Bring good fortune to sailors. Check out calico neko down the street.
9. Return to shop. Wash face with right paw. Watch humans check bank balance.
10. Pretend to nap. Watch human sigh and close shop.
11. Follow human home. Raise right paw when human's back is turned.
12. Eat dinner. Raise left paw when human's back is turned.
13. Make tomorrow's To Do list.
14. Nap.
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