- “Excuse me, but that’s the treadmill you have to run on backwards.”
- “I wouldn't bother with a locker; just let me hang on to your valuables.”
- “Wow! Is that all the weight you’re gonna put on there?”
- “You should warm up for at least 5 seconds before running as fast as you can.”
- “Can you spot me… five bucks?”
- “Your gym nickname is ‘Candy-Ass’”.
- “This is the best elliptical; I’ll let you have it for $5.”
- “Have you noticed that my muscles are bumpier than yours?”
- “The easiest personal trainer? That’d probably be Frances other there, the short-haired chick with all the prison tattoos.”
- “It’s good to start off with way more than you can lift and go from there.”
- “Thong Thursday is pretty much mandatory around here.”
- “C’mon... I’ll sit in your lap and we can do the rowing machine together.”
- “Just do what I do… and don’t forget to yodel.”
- “I can only do 500 chin-ups. How about you?”
- “Here… I wiped the sweaty sweat off the machine with my sweaty towel.”
- “Here, I’ll poke you in the stomach while you do ab crunches.”
- “Spinning class? Oh, everyone just spins around and around until they get really dizzy and fall down.”
- “I usually lose ten to fifteen pounds per workout.”
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Ways I’ve Welcomed New Folks to the Gym
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