- Stock market plunges; MSNBC blames your resolutions specifically
- BFF texts you and says your resolutions are “dorky”
- Turns out most of your resolutions defy laws of physics
- Spill coffee all over your list; what's that say... “Quit drumking coffurk”... What the hell does that mean?
- Conspiracy at highest levels of government
- Didn't want to break your perfect record of resolution failure
- Confusion about whether or not this is a “Leap Year”
- Shouldn't have written resolutions on sand with a stick at the beach
- Realize that letters of “resolution” can be rearranged to spell “loonies rut”
- Resolution #1: give up on all other resolutions (hey, at least you achieved success with one resolution)
- You're not feeling very resolutiony
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Things That Might Make You Give Up On Your Resolutions
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