Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Things That Might Make You Give Up On Your Resolutions

  • Stock market plunges; MSNBC blames your resolutions specifically

  • BFF texts you and says your resolutions are “dorky

     
  • Turns out most of your resolutions defy laws of physics

     
  • Spill coffee all over your list; what's that say... Quit drumking coffurk... What the hell does that mean?

     
  • Conspiracy at highest levels of government
  • Didn't want to break your perfect record of resolution failure

     
  • Confusion about whether or not this is a Leap Year

     
  • Shouldn't have written resolutions on sand with a stick at the beach

     
  • Realize that letters of resolution can be rearranged to spell loonies rut

  • Resolution #1: give up on all other resolutions (hey, at least you achieved success with one resolution)

     
  • You're not feeling very resolutiony




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