Loss: +.7
Total loss: -41.3
Emotion: Don’t remember
Apparently, I have come down with a mysterious ailment.
It seems that whenever I cram food in my piehole, I somehow forget about the whole concept that there is some sort o relationship between calories consumed and weight loss.
This “cramnesia” strikes at inopportune times, derailing my best efforts at making progress on the scale. I can spend an hour pumping out sweat in the gym, then absent-mindedly overdo it on the eating front.
The most frustrating thing is not that my doctor won’t prescribe something for my “cramnesia” but refuses to acknowledge that it is even a medical condition. That’s the last time I search for a doctor on craigslist!
So anyway, if anyone has heard of a reliable treatment for “cramnesia”, please pass it along.
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