Blogghemian Fatsbody

Is this my real weight?

Am I just fat-assy?
Wearing my pants wide, 

No escape from obesity.
Open my eyes,
Look at myself and see,

I'm just a porky boy,
Need no more nacho cheese.
It’s been easy come, hard to go,
Weight too high, will too 
low,

Any way the scale goes,
Wish it didn’t matter to me... to 
me.

Oh my, I just grilled a ham.
Put a slab there on my plate,
It’s no wonder I’m overweight.
Oh my, life could be so grand
,
But now I've gone and grown too big again.
Oh my, oooooh, didn't mean to break my diet,

I’ll get back on track come Monday morning,

I'll carry on, carry on as if nothing else matters.

Finally, my time has come,
Got steel up in my spine, belly’s aching all the time.
Goodbye, fat body, you’ve got to go.
Gotta leave my big behind, kill my sweet tooth.
Oh my, ooooh, I don't want to diet,
I sometimes wish I'd never been big at all.

I see a fit silhouetto of a man,

Jackie Sh*t, Jackie Sh*t, will you eat a ripe mango?
Working out and dieting, very, very inspiring.
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Blognifico!

I'm just blogger, nobody follows me.
He's just a stupid blogger with a stupid blog.
Changing his life away from his obesity.
Weighing in, every week, will you let me lose
?
My scale sez: No, I will not let you lose!
(Let him lose!) My scale sez: I will not let you lose!
(Let him lose!) My scale sez: I will not let you lose!
(Let me lose) Will not let you lose!
(Let me lose) Will not let you lose!
(Let me lose) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me lose!
Beer at the pub makes it very, very hard for me, for me, for me...

Now I think I can take bad habits and tell them goodbye.
Now I think I can love life while I’m still on a diet.
Oh, baby, I can do this for me, baby,
Never gonna go back, never gonna go back to obese.

Nothing else matters,
It’s plain to see,

Nothing really matters,
Except taking care of me.