Sh*tty Weigh-in

Sh*tty weigh-in, my scale’s a dirty whore
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Sh*tty weigh-in, the kind I like to ignore
.
Sh*tty weigh-in

I don't believe you,
How could it be
?
A five-pound gain in just one week…

Mercy

...

Sh*tty weigh-in,
Why do you torture me?

Sh*tty weigh-in,
Sting me like a bee
.
Sh*tty weigh-in.

I’d like to drop you in the sea.
Run you over in a Humvee.

Wow...



Sh*tty weigh-in, stop crapping on me
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Sh*tty weigh-in, stop bitchslapping me,

Sh*tty weigh-in, can’t you give a break to me?

 Sh*tty weigh-in, blah blah blah
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Sh*tty weigh-in, too much pasta
.
Sh*tty weigh-in, give a good weigh to me
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Cause I need you, don’t show me scorn
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Come on now baby, do right this morn.

Sh*tty weigh-in,
Just a fat-ass guy.

Sh*tty weigh-in,
Don’t make me cry
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Sh*tty weigh-in,
I'll look away, hey...okay
.
If that's the way it must be, okay.

I guess I'll start again Monday
.
I’ll put it all together some day.

Wait…what do I see
?
A weight loss there for me?

Pardon me while I shout “Yipee!”

Oh, oh, pretty weigh-in!