Showing posts with label Venus of Willendorf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Venus of Willendorf. Show all posts
Friday, May 20, 2011
The Venus of Willendorf's Feet
The Venus of Willendorf has not a foot to stand on.
She never puts her foot her her mouth.
She never gets off on the wrong foot.
She can't be footloose and fancy-free.
She will never foot the bill.
She won't walk a mile in your shoes.
Her foot is never in the door.
She won't jump in with both feet...
...or put her best foot forward.
She doesn't dance as if she had two left feet or like nobody's watching...
...and she doesn't get her feet wet.
But she sure gets around. etsy and ebay.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
The Goddess Facility
Thursday, August 26, 2010
More Venus (Veni?) of Willendorf
Some say that she's the goddess of all fertility,
Found in lower Austria by Josef Szombathy.
There's talk among the scholars she came from a mushroom cult:
The vision of a mushroom chomping Austrian adult.
Get CHARMed here.
Whatfore Art Thou, Venus of Willendorf?
Though the real one's carved of limestone
And this Venus of rose quartz
It's a better choice of gemstone
'Cause it rhymes with Willendorf.
(kind of)
Get CHARMed here.
And this Venus of rose quartz
It's a better choice of gemstone
'Cause it rhymes with Willendorf.
(kind of)
Get CHARMed here.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The Venus of Willendorf's Feet
The Venus of Willendorf

Has no feet to stand

On or to put in her mouth.

Kind of makes her an interesting choice for an anklet, doesn't it??
Has no feet to stand
On or to put in her mouth.
Kind of makes her an interesting choice for an anklet, doesn't it??
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