• “Off With Her Bread… No Carbs in the Castle” by Marie Antoinette
• “Singin’ in the Rain with Bingein’ on the Brain” by Fred “Fat Ass” Astaire
• “Beethoven’s Fifth Helping” by Ludwig van Beethoven
• “Float Like a Butterfly, Eat Like a Pig” by Muhammad Ali
• “This Is the Beginning of a Beautiful Weight Loss Journey” by “Hungry” Bogart
• “Wheat Thins are my Waterloo” by Napoleon Bonaparte
• “I’m On A Diet. U2?” By Bono
• “Cuban Middle Crisis” by Fidel Castro
• “The Not-So-Little Tramp” by Charlie Chaplin
• “The Raven-ous” by Edgar Allen Poe
• “Great Weight Expections” by Charles Dickens
• “Escaping my Fat Suit” by Harry Houdini
• “My Kingdom for a Corn Dog” by William Shakespeare
• “Hucklefatty Finn” by Mark Twain
