Whoopie Once, Whoopie Twice, Whoopie Ghosts and Soup with Rice

by Maurice Sendak

In October I'll be host 

To witches, goblins, and a ghost.

I'll serve them chicken soup on toast.

Whoopy once, whoopy twice,

Whoopy chicken soup with rice.

Whoopy once, whoopy twice,

Ghostly earrings are quite nice.

Where Do Conductors Go When They Die?

Where do conductors go when they die?

They head for that great orchestra in the sky.

They then find musicians and practice at length

In order to play some of Beethoven's 10th.

Ghostly conductors