Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dame Wilma's Woeful Worries

Dame Wilma was a wondrous witch,
As wily as could be
But when it came to spells and such
In class, she earned a D.

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She couldn't deal with eye of newt.
A frog's toe made her quiver.
Her cackling just was not off-key
And broomsticks made her shiver.


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So when she went out on her own
To curse and cast her spells
She couldn't turn a prince to frog
Or make a brew that smells.

At last one day, two bats appeared
Her failures, they would banish.


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They'd help her with her spells and then
Make her detractors vanish.


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They called for aid from three small ghosts
(Named Manny, Mo, and Jack).


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And then the five debated
The best means for their attack.


So with a brew of pumpkin and


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A dash of candy corn


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And much incessant chanting
They stayed up from night 'til morn.


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At last, when day was breaking,
When the gloom of night had lifted
To inept Dame Wanda
A new spell they made and gifted.


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And with the spell Dame Wanda could
Invoke all forces natural,
Make creatures do her bidding --
A conclusion satisfactual.

"But what was in this spell of yours?"
Dame Wanda had to query.
"A touch of this, a tad of that...
Ingredients ordinary."

"We simply added everything,"
Explained the Ghost-Bat Team,


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"This always is essential:
Garlic, wine, and self-esteem."


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