Monday, May 2, 2011

Numbskullery


If others say you are hard-headed,
That you bury your head in the sand,
That you just aspired to be head of your class,
Salute them with your best head-stand.



If they say you're the head cheese or honcho,
Or like a deer in the headlamps,
That you're bound to turn up in the headlines,
Just say that they give you brain cramps.



Rejoice, do a cheer with the cheese-heads,
Drive a van like the good Dead Heads do,
For it's better than being a footnote.
Or, worse yet, the end of the queue.






Skulls for all occasions.

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