Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Look Who's Knocking...

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Ice cream soda 

Ice cream soda who? 

I SCREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME TALKING ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Athena
Athena who?

Athena girl that lossth thixty pounths.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?

Normally, my blog is much more entertaining than this.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Argo
Argo who?
Argo down to the gym and get me a good workout in.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Augusta
Augusta who?
Augusta go hit the showers after my workout.

Kn*ck, Kn*ck.

Who's there?

Wanda Smellmop
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, that’s not why they call me Jack Sh*t…



Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Asia
Asia who?

Asia gonna stick to your eating plan today?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Ammonia
Ammonia who?

Ammonia about sticking to your diet!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Alpaca
Alpaca who?

Alpaca my gym bag and meet you there.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Anthem
Anthem who?

Anthem devil that Jack Sh*t is, isn’t he?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Almond
Almond who?
Almond the side of everyone who’s trying to get fit.

Kn*ck Kn*ck!

Who's there?
Madame
Madame who?

Madame abs are sore from all these sit-ups!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?
Alma
Alma who?

Alma-ny Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes does Jack Sh*t know anyway?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Althea
Althea who?
Althea later, I’m going for a run.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?
Budweiser

Budweiser who?

Budweiser weigh-in so sucky if she ate right and exercised all week?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Armageddon
Armageddon who?

Armageddon tired of these pants being too tight!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam tired of all these Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes I could sh*t!



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