Nog Nog

Nog Nog.
Who’s there?
Claudette.
Claudette who?
Claudette all the fruitcake!

Nog Nog. 

Who’s there?
Julie.
Julie who?
Ju leave any cookies for Santa?

Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Eisenhower.
Eisenhower who?
Eisenhower late for the Christmas party.

Nog nog
.
Who's there?

Botany.

Botany who?

Botany of those special flavored coffees at Starbucks yet? They’re yummy!



Nog nog.

Who's there?

Justice.

Justice who?

Justice once I’m going to eat some fruitcake, okay?



Nog nog.

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl try to exercise some during the holidays.



Nog nog.

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I say I'm gonna exercise some during the holidays but don't.



Nog nog.

Who's there?

Ice cream soda. 


Ice cream soda who? 


I SCREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME WISH ‘EM HAPPY HOLIDAYS!



Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your stocking and see what you got.

Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke under the tree at all those presents!

Nog nog.

Who's there?


Augusta
.
Augusta who?

Augusta get back on my diet soon.

More Kn*ck Kn*ck Jokes

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Hiawatha.
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad on my diet today.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight way to wose weight is the eat wess and exewcise more.

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you gonna get serious about losing some weight?

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good diet books lately?

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you having for lunch? I’m having lettuce.

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and see if we can find something better for lunch.

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame stomach is rumbling.

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb times I worry about Jack Sh*t…

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once I think I’ll have some cake.

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to lose weight that’s easier than this?

Kn*ck, Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to join me on this diet?

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
We're wolfing down dinner over here.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you after your weigh-in.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Wicked.
Wicked who?
Wicked go get ice cream if I wasn’t on this diet.

Kn*ck, Kn*ck!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice d*mn scale please give me a loss this week?

Kn*ck, Kn*ck!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better weight loss blog than this one.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I write better posts than this.

Look Who's Knocking...

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Ice cream soda 

Ice cream soda who? 

I SCREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME TALKING ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Athena
Athena who?

Athena girl that lossth thixty pounths.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?

Normally, my blog is much more entertaining than this.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Argo
Argo who?
Argo down to the gym and get me a good workout in.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Augusta
Augusta who?
Augusta go hit the showers after my workout.

Kn*ck, Kn*ck.

Who's there?

Wanda Smellmop
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, that’s not why they call me Jack Sh*t…



Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Asia
Asia who?

Asia gonna stick to your eating plan today?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Ammonia
Ammonia who?

Ammonia about sticking to your diet!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Alpaca
Alpaca who?

Alpaca my gym bag and meet you there.

Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?

Anthem
Anthem who?

Anthem devil that Jack Sh*t is, isn’t he?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Almond
Almond who?
Almond the side of everyone who’s trying to get fit.

Kn*ck Kn*ck!

Who's there?
Madame
Madame who?

Madame abs are sore from all these sit-ups!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?
Alma
Alma who?

Alma-ny Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes does Jack Sh*t know anyway?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Althea
Althea who?
Althea later, I’m going for a run.

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?
Budweiser

Budweiser who?

Budweiser weigh-in so sucky if she ate right and exercised all week?

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Armageddon
Armageddon who?

Armageddon tired of these pants being too tight!

Kn*ck Kn*ck

Who's there?

Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam tired of all these Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes I could sh*t!