Me: C’mon… let’s get this over with…
Scale: What’s the big hurry? We don’t spend much time together during the week. This is my only chance to tell you what I really think of you…
Me: A number please.
Scale: Oh… so it’s just “Wham, bam, weigh you, ma’am.” Is that how it’s gonna be?
Me: If you don’t mind…
Scale: Let me tell you about today’s specials.
Me: Kill me…
Scale: Today we have your choice of a teeny-weeny loss, a teeny-tiny gain or a biggish gain.
Me: I know that’s all you’ve been serving up lately, but I was hoping for a little something special this morning.
Scale: A WHOLE POUND DOWN? Damn, Jack! What’s gotten into you?
Me: Less food, I’d say.
Scale: Well, I’ll get you next week.
Me: You don’t understand: I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me.
Scale: Tough guy. What’s that even mean anyway?
Me: I dunno. I just heard it in a movie one time.
Weekly weigh-in: 224.4
Loss: -1.1
Total loss: -67.5
Emotion: On it
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