Showing posts with label Santa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

A Visit from Saint Nicholas

    by Clement Clarke Moore
’T was the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.


The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there.

 

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of tuna flakes danced in their heads;







And mamma in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap;
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.


The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,


When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.


More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”



As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and Saint Nicholas too.


And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound.


He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.


His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.


The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.


He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.


He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.


He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.





He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”



Thursday, November 10, 2011

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

by Kenn Nesbitt




 
Poor Santa got stuck in our chimney.
I know it sounds weird, but it's true.
His feet made it down, but his belly
was one size too large for the flue.

 
 
His reindeer are up on our rooftop.
His sleigh is still loaded with toys.
And Santa, that kindly old fellow,
is making a whole lot of noise.
 


We called the police and the sheriff.
They showed up with ladders and cranes.
They brought all their winches and pulleys,
plus bungee cords, cables and chains.

 
 
They're working right now to remove him
by hoisting him slowly back out.
It might take all morning, for Santa
is more than a little bit stout.
 


If you don't have presents this morning,
we're sorry you're having to wait.
But Santa's still stuck in our chimney.
He may be a day or two late.
 



Until then, please hide all your cookies.
Though Santa may find this severe,
at least then he'll fit down the chimney
when he comes on Christmas next year.
 
 Christmas BrightandShinyThings here and here.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Here Comes Santa Penguin

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Did you ever wonder who brings presents to all the good penguin girls and boys?  It's these two Santa Penguins, who hail from a small coastal village in Argentina.  With their very talented seal helpers, they make toys for the good little penguins of the world.  Then, on Christmas night, they belly-surf around the world delivering tasty fish snacks, soccer balls of ice, and floaties to penguins from Antarctica to Africa.

The earrings can be found here. The penguins, on the other hand, are quite busy right now


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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Here Comes Santa Cat

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Here comes Santa Cat,
Here comes Santa Cat,
Right down Santa Cat Lane,
Clausie and all kinds of mousies,
Pullin' on the reins.
Bells are ringin', kitties singin',
All is merry and bright.
So put out your dishes and say your meows,
'Cause Santa Cat comes tonight.

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Here comes Santa Cat,
Here comes Santa Cat,
Right down Santa Cat Lane,
He's got a bag that's filled with cat toys
For kittens again.
Hear those collar bells jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
So jump on the sofa, and cover your hairballs,
'Cause Santa Cat comes tonight.