Enhancements I’m Considering Making to my Weight Loss Blog

• 24-hour Scale Cam

• Cash-for-comments promotion


• Vlog (not video blog, but guest commentary by my Russian friend Vlog Kuznetsov)


• Widget that generates painful electric shock when you look at pictures of food


• “Fat Pants” auction area


• Extra-forgiving calorie calculator


• Lickable wallpaper (available for download)


• Google-Goo Clusters


• Real-time hunger meter


• RSS Feed that actually feeds you tiny Bit O’ Honeys


• Podcast of nighttime stomach rumbling


• Portal to virtual world called “Binge City”


• Online tool that creates healthy meal plans, then “accidently” deletes them


• “Best of Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit” feature (still waiting for a post that qualifies)