Showing posts with label bunny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bunny. Show all posts
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Carrots are an excellent source of antioxidant compounds, and the richest vegetable source of the pro-vitamin A carotenes. Carrots' antioxidant compounds help protect against cardiovascular disease and cancer and also promote good vision, especially night vision.
Rabbits are an excellent source of garden fertilizer and cuteness. They make lovely pets, can mow your garden to bare earth, and can get rid of any electrical cords and mattress linings you no longer want.
So if you want an electrical cord-free home brimming with vitamin A carotenes, this is the charm for you.
It is available here and here.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Runny Babbit and Dungry
~by Shel Silverstein

Runny Babbit, one dine fay,
Was pesting reacefully.

He said, "I squish I was a wirrel
So I could trimb a clee."

Jus then ol' Dungry Hog showed up
With a growl and a park and a bant,

And Runny found he could trimb clees
(Although most cabbits ran't).

Your own Runny Babbit here.
(But watch out for ol' Dungry Hog).
Runny Babbit, one dine fay,
Was pesting reacefully.
He said, "I squish I was a wirrel
So I could trimb a clee."
Jus then ol' Dungry Hog showed up
With a growl and a park and a bant,
And Runny found he could trimb clees
(Although most cabbits ran't).
Your own Runny Babbit here.
(But watch out for ol' Dungry Hog).
Friday, April 15, 2011
Runny’s Babbit's Jig Bump
by Shel Silverstein
Runny be quimble,
Runny be nick,
Runny cump over the jandlestick.
But now—what smells like furning bluff?
Guess he didn’t hump jigh enough.
Runny Babbit is jacticing his prumping here.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Runny Babbit's Rig Bomance
~by Shel Silverstein

"Runny's Rig Bomance"

Runny had a firlgriend,
Her name was Sunny Bue.

He called her nots of licknames,
Like "Kitchy-Itchy-Koo."

Sometimes he called her "Boney-Hun"
And sometimes "Dovey Lear,"

But he only called her "Peety-Swie"
When no one else could hear.

You can find a runny babbit or two here.
"Runny's Rig Bomance"
Runny had a firlgriend,
Her name was Sunny Bue.
He called her nots of licknames,
Like "Kitchy-Itchy-Koo."
Sometimes he called her "Boney-Hun"
And sometimes "Dovey Lear,"
But he only called her "Peety-Swie"
When no one else could hear.
You can find a runny babbit or two here.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
That Whole Easter Bunny Thing
Let me get this straight.
Easter eggs come from Easter bunnies.
Not chickens.
But they don't necessarily lay the eggs.
That's a job for Easter chickens.
Easter bunnies just deliver the eggs.
But there's a shelf life on eggs.
So the Easter Bunny must get special eggs that don't decompose, and deliver them very quickly.
Otherwise, he is turned to chocolate. Or hematite.

Okay. I hope you finally understand.

Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and assorted Easter goodies can be found here and here and here and all along the bunny trail.
Easter eggs come from Easter bunnies.
Not chickens.
But they don't necessarily lay the eggs.
That's a job for Easter chickens.
Easter bunnies just deliver the eggs.
But there's a shelf life on eggs.
So the Easter Bunny must get special eggs that don't decompose, and deliver them very quickly.
Otherwise, he is turned to chocolate. Or hematite.
Okay. I hope you finally understand.
Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and assorted Easter goodies can be found here and here and here and all along the bunny trail.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Don't You Want Some Bunny to Love?
When the lettuce is super-size
And the carrots all up-rise
Don't you want some bunny to love?
Don't you need some bunny to love?
Wouldn't you love some bunny to love?
You better find some bunny to love.
When there are garden flowers to be fed
And the snow pea blooms are shed
Don't you want some bunny to love?
Don't you need some bunny to love?
Wouldn't you love some bunny to love?
You better find some bunny to love.
That nose, that bunny nose will twitch and twitch
Telling you to soil-enrich...
Don't you want some bunny to love?
Don't you need some bunny to love?
Wouldn't you love some bunny to love?
You better find some bunny to love.
Chomped greens filling flower beds
As Bunny eats all your cabbage heads.
Don't you want some bunny to love?
Don't you need some bunny to love?
Wouldn't you love some bunny to love?
You better find some bunny to love.
Bunnies who will not eat your garden can be found here.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
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