• “Yes, this is a unitard. Oh, I’m sorry… I thought you asked ‘Are you unitarded?’”
• “Hi, I’d like to introduce you to Mr. Bulging Bicep… oh yeah… he’s got a twin brother, too. His name’s Arnie.”
• “If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?”
• “If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.”
• “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I’m feeling a little woozy.”
• “Have you ever done it on a rowing machine?”
• Insert your own kettlebell/snatch line here.
• “How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly 300 to 660 pounds, according to my research on the internet. Hi, my name is ____________.”
• “Do you believe in love at first squat?”
• “Wanna share a sweat towel?”
• “Dammit, somebody put powdered Viagra in my water bottle!”
• “Hi, do you curl here often?”
• “I know an activity that’s fun and burns 350 calories an hour…”
• “I’d like to present you a coupon for one post-workout hug.”
• “Do you have a Band-aid? Cause, baby, I'm cut!”
• “Do these leg-warmers look too ‘Eighties’?”
• “Can I flirt with you while you do your ab crunches?”
• “Don’t go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.”
• “Let's do lunge.”
