Sunday, October 9, 2011

Fitness Center Conversation Starters




Since I've been in the gym so much lately, I've been breaking in some new conversation starters for you. Go make a new buddy...



  • “Look how puffy my muscles are getting!”

  • “I was gonna take human growth hormone, but I read somewhere that Flintstones chewables are basically the same thing.”

  • “What’s up, my brother from another mother?”

  • “Excuse me–where’s the hopscotch grid?”

  • “Did you know that a full bladder is roughly the size of a softball?”

  • “Check ‘em out… spandex mittens!”

  • “Ewwww…somebody filled my water bottle with mayonnaise.”

  • “Do you think these short shorts are too short?”

  • “I’m a maniac, maaaaaniac, on the floor. And I’m dancing like I’ve NEVER danced BEFORE. What? What? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?”

  • “Will you be my treadmill partner?”

  • “Hey, I’m gonna be over there on the Taffy Puller if you need me.”

  • “I think my personal trainer hates me. Probably because I slashed her tires.”

  • “Hey, wanna watch me do arm curls?”

  • “I just completed a marathon. Yeah, it was the Gilligan’s Island marathon on TV Land.”

  • “Tag… you’re it!”

  • “Hey, you’ve got a wireless cell phone.”

  • “Do you read Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit? Me neither.”


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