Since I've been in the gym so much lately, I've been breaking in some new conversation starters for you. Go make a new buddy...
- “Look how puffy my muscles are getting!”
- “I was gonna take human growth hormone, but I read somewhere that Flintstones chewables are basically the same thing.”
- “What’s up, my brother from another mother?”
- “Excuse me–where’s the hopscotch grid?”
- “Did you know that a full bladder is roughly the size of a softball?”
- “Check ‘em out… spandex mittens!”
- “Ewwww…somebody filled my water bottle with mayonnaise.”
- “Do you think these short shorts are too short?”
- “I’m a maniac, maaaaaniac, on the floor. And I’m dancing like I’ve NEVER danced BEFORE. What? What? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?”
- “Will you be my treadmill partner?”
- “Hey, I’m gonna be over there on the Taffy Puller if you need me.”
- “I think my personal trainer hates me. Probably because I slashed her tires.”
- “Hey, wanna watch me do arm curls?”
- “I just completed a marathon. Yeah, it was the Gilligan’s Island marathon on TV Land.”
- “Tag… you’re it!”
- “Hey, you’ve got a wireless cell phone.”
- “Do you read Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit? Me neither.”
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