Tuesday, October 11, 2011

My Name is Sh*t. Jack Sh*t.

Ever
since I lost 00.7 lbs. at my last weigh-in, I’ve been haunted by
visions of an overweight secret agent running around town and getting
into high-fat trouble. Here’s my list of James Bond movies if 007 was
307...


  • Dr. No Willpower

  • From Russia With Lard

  • Thunderbaloney

  • You Only Eat Twice

  • On Her Majesty's Secret Snackrun

  • Donuts Are Forever

  • Live and Let Diet

  • The Man with the Golden Twinkee

  • The Spy Who Loved Meat

  • Moonpieraker

  • For Your Mouth Only

  • Chocopussy

  • A View to a Meal

  • License to Grill

  • Diet Another Day

  • Casino Fudge Royale

  • Quantum of Salsa


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