• Coming in with your Jenny Craig posse and trying to start a rumble
• Attempting to bribe scale operator with freshly baked cookies
• Insisting that bottle caps and string be accepted as payment
• Selling bootleg WW charms out of the trunk of your Trans Am in the parking lot
• Trimming your toenails during meeting
• Threatening the scale lady to give you a good weigh-in or you’ll key up her car
• Loudly eating a dozen candy apples during meeting
• Taking a dump on the scale if it shows a gain
• Standing on a chair and screaming “Me so hungry!” over and over and over and over
• Trying to get in free my wearing your mask of David Kirchhoff, President and CEO of Weight Watchers International
• Wearing your candy thong and fruit leather chaps
• Non-stop riverdancing on scale while they’re trying to weigh you in
• Loudly insisting that your weight be written in invisible ink
• Parking in the meeting room
• Paying with a VISA card you just stole from another member
