- You ought to be more scared of it than you actually are
- You keep a bunch of candy around the house “for the kids”
- They don’t make the best clothes in your size
- You detest folks that insist on offering you healthy treats
- Sometimes you get creeped out when you catch your reflection in the mirror
- Your children get a lot more exercise than you do
- Feel as though you’re wearing a bulky costume
- Can’t walk around the block without stopping at every house and asking for food
- When you get dressed up, people think you look frightening
- Insert your own “goblin” joke here
- You often steal food from your children
- You want to hide your face
Friday, October 29, 2010
Ways Being Overweight Is Like Halloween
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