Friday, October 15, 2010

Ways to Make Your Blog More Interesting

  • Shower vlogging
  • Get into a bitch-slapping fight with a celebrity
  • Institute cash-for-comments program
  • Make every post title a sexual innuendo
  • Call Old Man Google and ask him about getting preferential treatment on his computer searching machine
  • Add a “-Kardashian” to your name
  • Be provocative to the point that you regularly receive death threats
  • More kitten pix
  • Make up inventious words
  • Put a lot of photos on your site, preferably of better looking people than you
  • Take bets on every weigh-in
  • Change up your meds for a week
  • Leave clues throughout your blog that lead your readers to a magical and wonderful treasure… or some coupons
  • Overcome all odds and succeed beyond your wildest imagination, then write about how you did it
  • Accent márks
  • Stop naming every post “What I Done Did Today”

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