- Try a plate full of my Nothing Turnovers; they’re just a generous helping of Nothing, sprinkled with savory Nothing, and baked inside a flaky Nothing shell
- Get to the party six or seven hours early so you can scout out the food table and plan accordingly
- When no one’s looking water down the liquor, eggnog and cocktail weiners
- Bring your Twister game and demand that everyone play
- Don't stand near the hors d'oeuvres. In fact, stand facing the corner as far from the food as possible
- If someone asks why you’re not drinking, laugh and say “I’m an alcoholic”
- Implement the “15-minute rule” - give yourself that much time before you get anything to eat, and then chew each bite for 15 minutes
- Carry a “Self-Control Whistle” and blow it as loud as you can every five minutes
- Don’t like carrots, cauliflower, cherry tomatoes or radishes? Try crudités instead
- Vow to only eat foods that being with the letter “K”
- Self-esteem is a powerful tool in losing weight, so introduce yourself as “Skinny McPenny”
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
More Holiday Party Helpers
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it’s difficult to get through a holiday party and not come tumbling off the weight-loss wagon. But I’d rather light a candle than curse the darkness, so here’s some helpful tips to help you party a little less hearty…
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