- Clothes actually smell better after you’re finished
- You just logged a .5K run
- Personal trainer keeps using you as example of what not to do
- Guy with no arms is bench pressing more than you
- Favorite machine: ElevatorMaster
- You have to ask somebody which direction to walk on treadmill
- You’re using an inflatable kettlebell
- According to elliptical readout, you almost burned a calorie
- You spend 95% of your workout time “limbering up”
- You rest so long between sit-ups that a nurse walking by starts performing CPR on you
- You carry a water bottle packed with cherry pie filling
- You work out in penny loafers
- Gym nickname: “Creampuff”
- You leave car running during your workout
- Favorite workout playlist on your iPod is nothing but lullabyes
- Your gluteus never seems to get any less maximus
- Heart rate monitor continuously flatlines
- Your “yoga” is just you sitting Indian-style and working a sudoku puzzle
Friday, December 3, 2010
Signs You’re Not Giving 100% During Your Workout
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