We R What We 8

I'm sorry, Ke$ha

Fat and flabbulous,
If you’re one of us, then get fit with us,
‘Cause we’re writin’ bout it on our blog

And we’ve worn fat-pants long enough.
And yes of course because
We’re startin’ to put less food in our jaws.
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us.
Jack Sh*t’s just talking ‘bout weight loss.
 


Tired of living extra wide.

Time to show a little pride.
No longer eat everything fried.

So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)



Today we’re working out.
We’re gettin’ way less stout.
I just ate a Brussel sprout.
You know we’re losing weight.

We are what we ate!


We’re doing what we vowed.

Quit running with the crowd.

We’re feeling pretty proud.

You know we’re doing great.

We are what we ate!



Jack Sh*t, turn it up.
No damned way we’ll give it up.

I’m so sick of being abdominous.

When the cause is not mysterious.

I’m just talkin’ truth.

I yanked out my sweet tooth.
We’re sweatin’ our clothes, workin’ out hard
.
Lost as much weight as a saint (BERNARD!) 


I’ve got that water in my glass.
Got less poundage on my ass. 

Blog is full of mirth and sass.

So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)



Today we’re running miles.

Our faces wearing smiles.

Through with all the denials.

You know we’re losing weight.

We are what we ate!


We’re running like we’re deer.

Drinking way less beer.

It’s gonna be our year.

You know we’re doing great.

We are what we ate!



Jack Sh*t - burn it up.
Jack Sh*t - burn it up.
Jack Sh*t - burn it up.
Jack Sh*t - burn it up.



This week we’re pushing hard.

Effort off the chart.
Showin’ lots of heart.

You know we’re losing weight.

We are what we ate!



We’re running like we’re cheetahs.

Laying off of the fajitas.

No one’ll ever beat us.

You know we’re losing weight.

We are what we ate!



YEAH!