• “I don’t know what’s more surprising, that he was the world’s oldest man or that he broke the record by so many years.”
• “Damn, that is one fit corpse!”
• “Look, he’s moving. JACK’S NOT REALLY DEAD!”
• “I really regret lending Mr. Sh*t all that money now…”
• “See those jeans he’s being buried in? 32 inch waist!”
• “Did you see his last Facebook status? All it said was “Somebody’s having party with bright white light and a bunch of angels singing. I’m gonna go bitch them out!”
• “Twitter is having an ‘140-character’ moment of silence in honor of Jack.”
• “I guess Brad Pitt’s here because he played Jack in the movie.”
• “I’m just glad we ironed out the cloning process before he kicked the bucket.”
• “Damn… I miss his blog already.”
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