Thursday, September 1, 2011

Son of Weight-Loss Tips



• One way to tell if lettuce isn't fresh is to check the color; if it's black, it's no longer fresh.



• You can make your own rowing machine with two long poles and a rowboat.



• Drink margarinemilk instead of buttermilk.



• Making low-carb "toast" is simple; just replace the slice of bread with something that's not bread.



• Like to eat when you're stressed out? Next time, try having an uncontrollable crying fit instead.



• If you're invited to a wedding, make a note when you RSVP that you'd appreciate them not serving cake because you're on a diet.



• Can't afford fresh fruit? Try dressing up like a gorilla and getting captured  by a local zoo.



• If all the others runners in the marathon are wearing leather chaps and feathers, you may have accidentally stumbled into a "Gay Pride" parade.



• Tipping your personal trainer with a counterfeit $100 bill will ensure that your next session will be extra-intensive.




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