Ways to Make Your Blog More Interesting

• Shower vlogging
  
• Get into a bitch-slapping fight with a celebrity
  
• Institute cash-for-comments program
  
• Make every post title a sexual innuendo
  
• Call Old Man Google and ask him about getting preferential treatment on his computer searching machine
  
• Add a “-Kardashian” to your name
  
• Be provocative to the point that you regularly receive death threats
  
• More kitten pix
  
• Make up inventious words
  
• Put a lot of photos on your site, preferably of better looking people than you
  
• Take bets on every weigh-in
  
• Change up your meds for a week
  
• Leave clues throughout your blog that lead your readers to a magical and wonderful treasure… or some coupons
  
• Overcome all odds and succeed beyond your wildest imagination, then write about how you did it
  
• Accent márks
  
• Stop naming every post “What I Done Did Today”